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Sunday Funnies, Jan 30 & 31, 2010 Print E-mail

Three friends decided to go hunting together. One was a lawyer, one a doctor, and the other a preacher. As they were walking, along came a big buck. The three of them shot at the same time and the buck dropped immediately. The hunting party rushed to see how big it actually was. Upon reaching the fallen deer, they found out that it was dead but had only one bullet hole.

A debate followed concerning whose buck it was. When a game warden came by, he offered to help. A few moments later, he had the answer.

He said with much confidence, "The pastor shot the buck!" The friends were amazed that he could determine that so quickly and with so little examination. The game warden just smiled. "It was easy to figure out. The bullet went in one ear and out the other."

 
Sunday Funnies, Oct 31 & Nov 1, 2009 Print E-mail


Q: What do you call a nun who walks in her sleep?

A: A roaming Catholic.

 
Sunday Funnies, Oct 10 & 11, 2009 Print E-mail

The new army recruit was given guard duty at 2 a.m. He did his best for a while, but at about 4 a.m. he went to sleep. He awakened to find the officer of the day standing before him.

Remembering the heavy penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this smart young man kept his head bowed for another moment and looked upward and reverently said, “A-a-a-men!”

 
Sunday Funnies, Sept 19 & 20, 2009 Print E-mail
BULLETIN FOR MARCH 11& 12, 2006

At an Easter Mass, at which some young ladies were to take their final vows to become nuns, the presiding bishop noticed two rabbis enter the church just before the mass began.

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Sunday Funnies, Aug 29 & 30, 2009 Print E-mail

Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and Father Henry was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands. Father Henry grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside. The pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"Jack replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Father."

The priest questioned, "How come I almost never see you except at Christmas and Easter?" Jack whispered back, "I'm in the Secret Service."

 
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